Monday, February 18, 2008

stupid`qs..and great ans :P

1. At the movies:

When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus:
A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...

Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.. ...why don't you try again.

3. At a funeral:
One of the teary-eyed people ask...

Stupid Question:-Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant:
When you ask the waiter

Stupid Question:-Is the special dish "xxx" good??
Answer:-No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement.
We occassionaly also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together:
When some distant aunt meets you after years...

Stupid Question:-hey gal, you've become so big.put on weight eh ?:P
Answer:-Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...

Stupid Question:-Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:-No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...

Stupid Question:-Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:-No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping.... you dumb witted moron.

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:-Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-No, its autumn and I'm shedding.... ..

9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-No it wont. It will just bleed.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
Stupid Question:-Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:-Gosh, it's a miracle .......it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!

2 comments:

Thyda said...

so funny:-D:-D yes, sometime , I also made those stupid questions, I guess:-P

ေရႊဂ်မ္း said...

This really cracks me up. :P Thank you for sharing some laughs.