At Beitbridge, a policeman pulled a car over and told the driver that because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won Z$ 1000 in the country-wide safety competition.
"What are you going to do with the money?" asked the Policeman.
"Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license, and maybe buy some insurance" he answered.
"Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger seat. "He's sooooo smart when he's drunk".
This woke up the guy in the back-seat, who took one look at the cop and moaned, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, "Are we over the border yet?
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