Wednesday, October 29, 2008

If you love someone,Set her free,...

THE ORIGINAL QUOTE-->
If you love someone,Set her free...If she comes back, she's yours,If she doesn't, she never was.....

THE NEW VERSIONS ARE-->
Pessimist:
If you love someone,Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, as expected, she never was

Optimist:
If you love someone,Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:
If you love someone,Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient:
If you love someone,Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back within some time forget her.

Patient:
If you love someone, Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back,continue to wait until she comes back ...

Playful:
If you love someone,Set her free ...
If she comes back, and if you love her still,set her free again, repeat ....

C++ Programmer:
if(you-love( m_she))m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)m_she = new CShe;

Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love someone,Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers:
If you love someone,Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom

Biologist :
If you love someone,Set her free,
She'll evolve.

Statisticians :
If you love someone,Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her comingback is high
If she doesn't, your relation was improbableanyway.

Over possessive person :
If you love someonedon't set her free.

MBA :
If you love someone set her free instantaneously and look for others simultaneously

Psychologist :
If you love someone set her free
If she comes back her super ego is dominant
If she doesn't come back her id is supreme
If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.

ERP functional expert :
If you love someone set her free
If she comes back, map her into your system
If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis

Finance expert :
If you love someone set her free
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.

Marketing Specialist :
If you love someone set her free
If she comes back she has brand loyalty
If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new market But before i leave...Here, i SAVE the Last Dance for You

2 comments:

Alvin S. C. Lee said...

Educator:
If you love someone, set her free...
If she comes back, it's a repeat lesson;
if she doesn't, close that chapter and move on to a new grade.

Unknown said...

ႀကံႀကံဖန္ဖန္ ေတြးလည္းေတြးတတ္တယ္။
ဟီးးးး မိုက္တယ္......Good Idea!